The people who I believe would make the greatest leaders are the people who don’t intend to be one.

While you are here, try your best.

Somewhere between masculinity and femininity there is courtesy.

Ignorance is only bliss through the eyes of the ignorant.

Karma is a fear you can’t face.

Don’t fall in love with someone’s talents.

THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE FATTEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IF SHE MAKES YOU TINGLE.

Jesus throws the best birthday parties for himself.

The best ones are the ones that know the most Christmas carols.

Honestly, drunk driving is not as bad as exhausted driving. Pull over.